I grew up watching her. …I think that explains my intense and never-ending sarcasm. Eh.
(Source: chloroplast)
I don’t know, I just really like when they’ve just had a close call so they just keep touching each other like a constant affirmation that yeah, he’s still here
Via Dean's Bitch Face
No complaints…I like it! This is how a man should sit.
He HAS to sit that way…if he kept his legs together his massive junk would cut off the circulation to his legs.
^^ THIS. JUST THIS.
PFFFFFT
LMFAO AT THE COMMENTS OH LORDY
his massive junk would cut off the circulation to his legs.
his massive junk would cut off the circulation to his legs.
Via Songs About Shampoo
“Really, Watson, you excel yourself,” said Holmes, pushing back his chair and lighting a cigarette. “I am bound to say that in all the accounts which you have been so good as to give of my own small achievements you have habitually underrated your own abilities. It may be that you are not yourself luminous, but you are a conductor of light. Some people without possessing genius have a remarkable power of stimulating it. I confess, my dear fellow, that I am very much in your debt.”Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - « The Hound of the Baskervilles » (1902).
Via ⊰ You Can Stand Under My Nutella⊱
So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”
They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.
And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.
Accurate.
More than accurate. This sums up the whole Roleplaying servers on Omegle.
this part makes me wanna cry…just look at his face…he is so upset
No babeh come, let me hug you!
(Source: kimlennox)
Via 221b Baker st.

